Juno

Would I be correct in thinking that you can neither see nor hear me? Then I'd like to tell you that you smell of pee. You look like the wrong end of a dog. And I swear, if I don't get my Tristan back as he was, I'll be your personal poltergeist!

Stardust! A Neil Gaiman classic.

"Our research tells us that voters like fingers."

Batman Returns

Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.

Robin Hood, Men in tights (LOL loved it)

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who

Monty Python and the Holy Grail < Epic. Movie.


"You will join me for dinner. That was not a request!"

Beauty and the Beast


Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

Highlander . . a great movie

"My husband Gregory and I want only that what every other couple wants. To tame komodo dragons in Sri Lanka and teach them to perform Hamlet "

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby



OK, last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer.

Lost in Space. .

The truth is... I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart... and I never really got it back

Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama

"I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out."

Billy Madison

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know"